"The Demon Tequila of Puerto Vallarta" is a horror-comedy story about a group of friends who go on a tequila tasting tour in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, only to find that the alcohol they are drinking has been cursed and turns their guide into a monster. The friends must use their wit and the very tequila that caused their problems as a weapon to escape the distillery and the monster within. This short story blends humor and horror in a thrilling and unforgettable tale.”

It was a warm summer evening in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, and a group of friends had decided to go on a tequila tasting tour. They were all excited to try the famous tequila produced in the region and were looking forward to a fun and boozy night.

Their tour guide, a cheerful and rotund Mexican man, welcomed them with a wide grin. He explained that the tequila was made using traditional methods passed down for generations and that they were in for a real treat.

The group eagerly followed the guide into the distillery, where they were immediately struck by the pungent aroma of alcohol. The guide poured them each a shot of the clear liquid and they raised their glasses in a toast.

As soon as the tequila hit their lips, they knew something was wrong. The normally smooth and delicious drink tasted like gasoline and burned their throats as they tried to swallow it.

The group erupted into coughing fits and the guide tried to reassure them, telling them that it was just a bad batch. But as they continued the tour, each shot of tequila tasted worse than the last.

By the time they reached the final stop, the group was feeling anything but merry. They were all dizzy and nauseous, and the tequila was now making them see strange things. The walls of the distillery seemed to be moving, and the guide was starting to look like a demon straight out of a horror movie.

Just as they were about to make a run for it, the door slammed shut, trapping them inside. The guide let out a sinister cackle and revealed that the tequila was actually a potion designed to turn people into monsters.

The friends were horrified as they watched the guide transform into a hideous beast before their very eyes. It was then that they realized they were in grave danger.

They frantically searched for a way out, but the door wouldn't budge and the windows were barred. Just when they thought all was lost, they stumbled upon a secret room filled with bottles of the evil tequila.

In a stroke of genius, they decided to use the tequila as a weapon. They filled shot glasses with the potent liquid and threw them at the monster, hoping to knock it out.

To their surprise, it worked. The creature was paralyzed and they were finally able to escape.

As they stumbled out of the distillery, they were greeted by the relieved faces of their friends who had been frantically searching for them. They all had a good laugh as they recounted out the ridiculous series of events that had just taken place.

From that day on, they made a vow to never go on another tequila tasting tour again. The memory of the demon tequila was just too much to bear.

They stuck to beer from that point on, never wanting to risk their lives for a sip of alcohol again. And as for the distillery and its evil tequila, it remained a mystery, with no one daring to step foot inside its doors ever again.