The Team

The horses and the rest of the crew.

  • Thomas

    TOP-NOTCH EVERYTHING

    Thomas makes the ranch run. He’s a very important individual and without him we’d die.

  • Frijolito

    AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE

    Will try to take a siesta in the river any chance he gets. We don’t get it.

  • Indio

    AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE

    Thought his name was “idiot”, and it might be, but don’t tell him, okay?

  • Diamante

    AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE

    When he goes to the bathroom, he sneezes every time like clockwork.

  • Splash

    AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE

    Plays in the stream a lot. Huge Finding Nemo fan; emailed Bob Iger when he wasn’t cast.

  • Yoshi

    GREEN DINOSAUR

    Very cheerful and friendly personality; can flutter-jump, and… lay eggs?

  • Casper

    AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE

    Doesn’t understand up from down or left from right, but that’s okay he gets by.

  • Muñeco

    AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE

    Rolls around in sand like he’s a crab, which is fitting of how he spends his morning: crabby.

  • Princessa

    AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE

    Prima donna in the making. Has her own love language that not even she understands.

  • Texas

    AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE

    Prefers American hay to Mexican hay. He’ll eat whatever he can though.

  • Cappuccino

    AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE

    Likes to run off the ranch every chance he gets. We assume he’s at Starbucks.

  • Epona

    IF YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW

    Lon Lon Ranch escapee; loves listening to ocarinas played by a boy in green tunic.

  • Chattanooga

    AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE

    Old-timer, likes to sleep with his eyes open. Doesn’t tolerate Casper’s attitude.

  • Rubi

    AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE

    Gem of a horse, she enjoys tall trees in the jungle. Prefers phones in airplane mode.

  • Comandante

    AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE

    Chief of the horses. Legend says he fought a pack of chupacabras on his own.

  • Lobo

    AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE

    Strong, fast, and very spoiled. Advanced riders love him for his horseplay.

  • Lechuga

    TOWN ALARM CLOCK

    Wakes up every day thankful he’s not a sandwich. Does not like to be ridden.

  • Zeus

    LIKES PETS

    Bilingual yellow lab. Sheds constantly. Do not use the t-r-e-a-t word around him.

  • Hazel

    ENGLISH BULLDOG

    Provides plenty of warm cuddles, interesting groans, and smelly toots, seasonally.

  • Josh

    DOES LOTS OF THINGS

    Saved the ranch. You shouldn’t notice him if he’s doing his job well. Still doesn’t know Spanish.