The Team
The horses and the rest of the crew.
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Thomas
TOP-NOTCH EVERYTHING
Thomas makes the ranch run. He’s a very important individual and without him we’d die.
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Frijolito
AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE
Will try to take a siesta in the river any chance he gets. We don’t get it.
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Indio
AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE
Thought his name was “idiot”, and it might be, but don’t tell him, okay?
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Diamante
AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE
When he goes to the bathroom, he sneezes every time like clockwork.
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Splash
AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE
Plays in the stream a lot. Huge Finding Nemo fan; emailed Bob Iger when he wasn’t cast.
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Yoshi
GREEN DINOSAUR
Very cheerful and friendly personality; can flutter-jump, and… lay eggs?
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Casper
AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE
Doesn’t understand up from down or left from right, but that’s okay he gets by.
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Muñeco
AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE
Rolls around in sand like he’s a crab, which is fitting of how he spends his morning: crabby.
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Princessa
AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE
Prima donna in the making. Has her own love language that not even she understands.
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Texas
AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE
Prefers American hay to Mexican hay. He’ll eat whatever he can though.
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Cappuccino
AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE
Likes to run off the ranch every chance he gets. We assume he’s at Starbucks.
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Epona
IF YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW
Lon Lon Ranch escapee; loves listening to ocarinas played by a boy in green tunic.
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Chattanooga
AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE
Old-timer, likes to sleep with his eyes open. Doesn’t tolerate Casper’s attitude.
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Rubi
AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE
Gem of a horse, she enjoys tall trees in the jungle. Prefers phones in airplane mode.
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Comandante
AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE
Chief of the horses. Legend says he fought a pack of chupacabras on his own.
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Lobo
AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE
Strong, fast, and very spoiled. Advanced riders love him for his horseplay.
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Lechuga
TOWN ALARM CLOCK
Wakes up every day thankful he’s not a sandwich. Does not like to be ridden.
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Zeus
LIKES PETS
Bilingual yellow lab. Sheds constantly. Do not use the t-r-e-a-t word around him.
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Hazel
ENGLISH BULLDOG
Provides plenty of warm cuddles, interesting groans, and smelly toots, seasonally.
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Josh
DOES LOTS OF THINGS
Saved the ranch. You shouldn’t notice him if he’s doing his job well. Still doesn’t know Spanish.