The Team
The horses and the rest of the crew.
Thomas
TOP-NOTCH EVERYTHING
Thomas makes the ranch run. He’s a very important individual and without him we’d die.
Frijolito
AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE
Will try to take a siesta in the river any chance he gets. We don’t get it.
Indio
AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE
Thought his name was “idiot”, and it might be, but don’t tell him, okay?
Diamante
AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE
When he goes to the bathroom, he sneezes every time like clockwork.
Splash
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Plays in the stream a lot. Huge Finding Nemo fan; emailed Bob Iger when he wasn’t cast.
Casper
AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE
Doesn’t understand up from down or left from right, but that’s okay he gets by.
Muñeco
AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE
Rolls around in sand like he’s a crab, which is fitting of how he spends his morning: crabby.
Princessa
AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE
Prima donna in the making. Has her own love language that not even she understands.
Texas
AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE
Prefers American hay to Mexican hay. He’ll eat whatever he can though.
Cappuccino
AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE
Likes to run off the ranch every chance he gets. We assume he’s at Starbucks.
Epona
IF YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW
Lon Lon Ranch escapee; loves listening to ocarinas played by a boy in green tunic.
Chattanooga
AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE
Old-timer, likes to sleep with his eyes open. Doesn’t tolerate Casper’s attitude.
Rubi
AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE
Gem of a horse, she enjoys tall trees in the jungle. Prefers phones in airplane mode.
Comandante
AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE
Chief of the horses. Legend says he fought a pack of chupacabras on his own.
Lobo
AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE
Strong, fast, and very spoiled. Advanced riders love him for his horseplay.
Lechuga
TOWN ALARM CLOCK
Wakes up every day thankful he’s not a sandwich. Does not like to be ridden.
Zeus
LIKES PETS
Bilingual yellow lab. Sheds constantly. Do not use the t-r-e-a-t word around him.