Stop Horsing Around On Vacation
We’ve got mountains and trees and streams and birds that sing. Plus, the horse has full self-driving so you can just chill.
Escape The Chaos
It’s haywire in town, and you have enough of that with your stable career at home. Come unwind in true paradise, just 15 minutes from the hotel zone.
No 5G, No WiFi, No Problem
Talk about a vacation! Our cute horse ranch is tucked just far enough behind Vallarta that you won’t be able to creep on your ex or get Slack notifications about something being down again. Don’t speak that lingo? Don’t worry, the pilot light is on, there are plenty of frozen pizzas in the freezer, and the mortgage is paid.
Horsepower For Everyone
No onboarding checklists here, but we do have a nice on-horse training guide for first-timers and those who need a quick refresher course. Seasoned wrangler that puts the cart before the horse? We’ll take you off the beaten path with our Wild Tour.
Zero Hurdles To Jump Over
We provide just about everything you could ask for from a horse ranch:
a punny landing page,
round-trip transportation in a vehicle with at least four wheels,
a helmet,
another 5-hour ride that experienced riders go crazy-horse-girl for,
and a horse
No Neigh-Sayers
We’ve been at this for thirty years, have won countless awards, cured many diseases, never had a lawsuit, and as of 2022 we even have our own in-house booking system that allows you to book a ride without having to talk to someone on the phone. How incredible.